1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
   2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend IS stupid.
   3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses too.
   4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
   5. Don't treat us like dirt.
   6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with
   you........
   7. Don't go into detail about your period.  It scares us.
   8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just say it's that time
   of the month and nothing more.
   9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us to think
   that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
   10. We'll never shave our legs. So get over it.
   11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just
   wrong.
   12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if
   you don't.
   13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
   14. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98
   degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
   15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we
   can stand up and pee.
   16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean you don't have
   to apologize when you're wrong.
   17. You expect us to say and do sweet things about you, but it would be
   nice if you did the same every once in  a while........
   18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
   sometimes.
   19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what
   you wish for.
   20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we'd say."
   21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we
   believe you.
   22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better
   anyway.
   23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
   24. PMS is not an excuse.
   25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it
   up when you're done.
   26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was.  That doesn't turn us on.
   27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach...and
   maybe...oh nevermind.
   28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys.  You might be that
   comfy with your friends, but to us its just wrong.
   29. We always notice how funny it is after you
   rip out our heart, stick it down our throat, and still want to be friends.
   30. And last but not least:  We know you're not always
   right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.