Just because im moody, doesnt mean ur not irritating

    I got rid of the boyfriend .. cat was allergic

    I would like to help you out .. what way did you come in?

    I can tel your lying your lips r moving

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity

    Sorry my karma just ran over your dogma

    The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his

    Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar is sweet, but the roses are wilting the violets r dead, the sugar bowls empty just like your head

    Your jealousy is my energy wonder why im always so hyper?

    I tried seeing thing in your point of view but I couldnt get my head that far up my ass

    I wasnt born a bitch guys made me this way

    Im not inconsiderate I just dont give a shit

    Ill give you a nickel ill give you a dime, if u need boy bitch dont touch mine

    I asked u once I asked you twice stay away from my man or pay the price

    Mobile phones are the only thing men brag about having the smallest

    Guys have feelings too .. but like who cares?

    You have the right to remain silent .. so shut up

    I am one of the bad things that happen to good people

    Hmmm, all stressed out and no one to choke

    Warning: the bitch BITES

    I can be nice, sweet an innocent .. but I choose not to be

    How can I miss you ... if you wont go away

    Excuse me but do you mind getting out of my life

    Mirrors dont talk .. lucky for you they dont laugh

    First god made man, then he had a better idea

    I like you .. u remind me when I was young and stupid

    Guys r like birds always checking out anything moving

    For everyone who talks about me .. thanks for making me the centre of your world

    I dont care what u think of me .. it couldnt be half as bad as what I think of you

    Im a genie in a bottle your just a tramp in a lamp

    If theres lipstick on your mans collar .. u can bet ya last dollar I made da fella holla

    If you feel da world move and shake dats just me makin ur boyfriends heart break

    I heard u braggin bout da time we kissed .. I only did it cos I was pissed

    Any guy who can put up wid my shit .. deserves an award

    Gurl dont flaunt it .. cos I dont want it

    I had a party last night .. u didnt cum .. but your boy did .. twice

    You dont know me .. but you wish you could

    Could you drive better if I shoved ur mobile up ur ass

    Im busy .. ur ugly .. have a nice day

    Im smiling .. cos they aint found the bodies yet

    TOUCH ME and I kill you

    Im multi talented .. I can talk and piss you off at the same time

    Next mood swing .. 6 seconds

    This bitch bites back

    I WILL take sweets from a stranger

    Always do sober what you said youd do drunk .. that will teach you to keep your mouth shut

    We dont devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks

    Love your enemies ... it will piss them off

    Milk does the body good .. but I think you need more

    Try not to let your mind wander .. its too small to be out by itself

    Cancel my subscriptions .. im over your issues

    There are sum people you just love to hate

    One day you will look at me and wonder why u never wanted me, that day ill look at you and wonder why I ever wanted you