BuMpEr STiCkErS
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
All generalizations are false, including this one.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If you are psychic - think "HONK"
If you always take time to stop and smell the roses...sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
STUPIDITY should be Painful
Atheism is a non-profit organization.
Your College Sucks
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
I is a college student
I souport publik edekasion
If you think education is expensive, Try ignorance
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, "Just who do you think you are?"
When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.
Clear the Road I AM SIXTEEN
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
I got this motor home for my wife. Best deal I ever made
Hang up and drive.
I'm just driving this way to Make u mad.
This is Not an Abandoned Vehicle - on an old, rusted-out car with 2 plastic bags taped over where the rear windows used to be, parked in a shopping center.
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over..[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you
Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test
My other car is a broom. (Found at a witches shop in NYC)
My Wife's other car is a broom!
I SWERVE to HIT People at Random!
I brake for no apparent reason
Warning! I brake for hallucinations
Honk all you want, I'm deaf
Keep honking, I'm reloading
Honk If Anything Falls Off
